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Hello, pindick.

Would it surprise you to know that I have sympathy for you?

I still enjoy My mean-spirited fun with a small penis, but you, you inspire a bit of compassion behind the derision. Plenty of distaste, still, but distaste I feel compelled to try to temper in order to help you.

A pindick is an awful lot like the noxious insects that occasionally find their way into My home during the warm months. I never dispatch them, or spiders, or most other living things that can't do Me any harm, as some people do.

After all, it's not their fault that their appearance causes people dismay or disgust. And if they knew they weren't welcome, they most likely wouldn't have entered. Furthermore, the traits they've evolved to have, as off-putting as they may be to Us, likely serve some kind of evolutionary purpose.

So, I simply gather them up carefully (not with My hands), and escort them to the great outdoors, gently lodging them on some plant or tree. What is it that makes a pindick so appalling to Me, and yet inspire a measure of pity at the same time? Pity that I don't tend to accord to other small penises?

Well, it's simple, really: it's one thing to have a short dick. But when it's also as skinny as a lipstick, well, one gets the sense that some deity somewhere is enjoying some particularly cruel laughter.

And as I mentioned on My personal blog, where I wrote a post detailing the attributes of pin dick vs. chode, lacking in girth is enough to render even a 7-incher a pindick. It brings to mind the classic Peanuts gag, where Lucy pretends she will hold the football for Charlie Brown to kick, only to pull it away at the last second, leaving him to painfully ass-plant every time.

So close, and yet so far, from having the kind of cock a woman would enjoy. So, while your typical small penis is, well, small, a pindick is a tragedy. And few can react to a tragedy with unvarnished cruelty.

Let's return to My earlier analogy, shall W/e? Because it will help you to know what you can expect when you call Me, aside from the aforementioned distaste and pity:

I know it's not your fault that the testosterone bath where females turn to males in utero was somehow interrupted during your gestation, leaving you with a large clitoris where a cock should be.

At least, unlike the noxious insect, you have the ability to understand when you're told that you're not welcome. Not welcome between My legs, not welcome between the legs of any woman, perhaps not even welcome to the free-range orgasms that men with big cocks get to enjoy

I'll also acknowledge that evolution may have some purpose in rendering you unfuckable, even if neither you nor I know what that might be.

And just as I gently escort noxious insects to where they are much more suited, I will do the same for you, pindick. Whether that be into the smallest chastity cage, W/e can find, masturbation management or orgasm rationing, or even just relentless and humiliating roleplay or discussion about your misfortune, so that I can help you come to terms with the reality of your situation. Call it exposure therapy.

Do you need My special brand of understanding, pindick?

Please do arrange for a session.

Something tells Me that My type of frank, compassionate friendship could change your life for the better, not to mention that of women less tactful or honest than I.



Pin Dick Small Penis Humiliation Phone Sex (800) 601-6975



Why do You Crave Small Penis Humiliation?

by Mistress Olivia of


Let’s talk about small penises and small penis humiliation. Do you worry about the size of your penis?  Maybe you already know you don’t measure up. Did something happen that made you realize that you are different?  Inadequate feelings can grow into a wonderful small penis humiliation fetish.


How small is a small penis?


Average penis size is about 5 to 6 inches.  A small penis is less than 5 inches. A micro penis is 2.5 inches or less.  You don’t have to measure in inches; go compare yourself against small objects like a deck of cards, a toilet paper tube. a pinky finger, or even a Chapstick. How small are you? 

If you have a pindick that comparison has you rock hard.  When you love to be teased, taunted and tormented about your little cock, you’re in the right place. 


What does she really think about your penis?


Penis size does matter.  If she loves you she might not want to hurt your feelings. She might say everything is fine but you know the truth, don’t you? You knew something bad was going to happen when she gasped the first time she saw your cock. Maybe she asked, “Are you in yet?”  Or, perhaps she said something like, “You should get really good at oral sex.”  These comments are confirmation of things you suspected or knew for quite some time.


Finding out you have a pindick


How did you find out you are different?  Were you in a locker room and you looked around and realized other guys are much bigger?  Maybe you were fighting with your girlfriend when she yelled “Your dick is worthless.” and you got a little stiffy.  Did you have a crush on a girl and she laughed when she saw your penis for the first time? We both know that she told all her girlfriends about your small size. The more they laughed the harder you got.  Sound familiar?


You need a Small Penis Humiliation Mistress


Who can you talk to about your simultaneous humiliation, shame and arousal?  A Mistress understands your distress.  She might be sweet, sarcastic, sadistic or a combination of styles.  A Femdom knows how to use your arousal against you. She will make you confess every humiliating experience, thought and fantasy.


Thrill of erotic humiliation


She might start slowly, asking what happened and encouraging you to talk. As she finds out more about you, she gets into your head. She finds the words that really sting.  As the mindfuck gets more intense you get more around. Before you know it you are on a physical, mental and emotional rollercoaster.


CFNM and small penis humiliation


All her girlfriends know about your pindick.  This news is just too good not to share. They smirk when they look at you and laugh as you get more embarrassed around them. If you’re the only guy at an all girls party, I bet you’ll soon be naked and put on display for their amusement. Next thing you know, you’re addicted to CFNM in addition to small penis humiliation.


She puts you in panties


Imagine being told that you are so small you don’t need all that extra material in your underwear. She puts you in panties and, sure enough, panties do feel much better! How do you feel when she says, “Wow you don’t even have a bulge. I can’t even tell you have a penis.”  If she laughs at how hard you get then you know you’re staying in panties forever.


Submissive to a Femdom or Alpha male


It’s fun to dominate a guy with a teeny weenie. She knows she is the boss. She has all the power in the relationship. You are lucky to be around this beautiful woman. What will happen? That’s the best thing about humiliation roleplays, imagination can take you all sorts of places.


She makes you a cuckold


Since you don’t measure up it makes sense that she will cheat on you with a real man.  She deserves sexual pleasure you can’t give her. There are many different types of cuckolds. How did you find out you are a cuckold?  What happened?


Sissy humiliation


That cock is so small, it needs to be called a clitty. When you hear those words you are well on your way to being a sissy. You might end up a sissy cuckold. This can get very intense especially when you are told to submit to an Alpha male. Do you become his little bitch while you suck his cock?


What happens to you?


That’s what we’ll both find out when you call one of the women who love to tease guys with little dicks.  Are you ready?  If reading this made you aroused, just imagine how you’ll feel hearing a sexy woman say all these things.


Give one of our Small Penis Humiliation Mistresses a call, today!