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Can you hear me laughing already? You're looking for a Mistress to talk to about your pin dick? You have come to the right place.

I'm a woman who likes dicks that are at least 8.5 inches long and very thick. If you are any smaller than that, too fucking bad; that is not something I want or need. And if you are smaller than 6 inches... 5 inches... 4 inches... you amuse me no end. When you call, we can have any number of ways to have fun with your puny dicklette. (See, I can't even call it a dick! It doesn't rate as one and you know that's the truth.)

I've had fun with little penises for dozens of years. I love seeking them out at sex parties because they are a treasure to bring around to the other sexy guests and have them (you!) measure your teeny weanie for the partygoers. How hilarious would that be for you to use a tape measure and prove how small... miniscule... your dick is compared to the other men at the gathering? I would love to hear you measure then shout out your measurement to everyone in the room. I promise, they will laugh. Hard. I know because I have done this to guys in real life a lot. It is so much fun!

Even privately, I can be merciless with your teensy pin dick. I swear I am laughing as I write this thinking about seeing you and that tiny thing waggling between your legs on cam. How much fun would that be? For you to prove you have that flap of skin would be a hoot. How many people have you dared show it to? I bet not many. And if they saw it, I bet they walked right out on you, didn't they. Well, I will not walk out. I will cackle with glee, however.

And that's what you came here for after all, right?



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Why I Love Being an SPH Mistress

by Ms. KayMarie of


Why I love being an SPH Mistress is pretty straight forward.  It is simply who I am. I never intentionally set out to be one. I didn’t get special training or take a class.  Being an SPH Mistress is who I am, the same way having a small penis is who you are. It is how we were made. Although it is my “job” as an SPH Mistress to humiliate you and I am naturally very good at it, what I love about being an SPH Mistress is ~ I enjoy it.

Laughing at or enjoying the humiliation of someone with a small penis is not an effort for me. I genuinely find a small dick funny. I am not being mean ~ I am being honest. I always say, “Dicks ares one of two things. Laughable or fuckable.” I love to hear someone say to me, “I want you to humiliate me.”

More often than not, I know it is small penis humiliation they want, but I ask anyways. It isn’t enough to hear someone say their penis is small. I want to know how small. I’ll ask when did they find figure out that their penis was small. Then I ask, how much is it  turning them on just telling me about those things. I love being a SPH Mistress so much because I enjoy those conversations. I want all the details.


Why You Want an SPH Mistress for Small Penis Humiliation


Why would you want an SPH Mistress? To be blunt, so you have someone to tell.  The first time you were turned on by small penis humiliation might have confused you. Was it the first time you saw other guys’ dicks and realized how much bigger they were compared to you?  Even the “average guys” were way bigger.  Did you like it when a girl asked you, during sex, if your dick was even in yet?

Did someone laugh at you and say, “I’ve never seen such a small penis” and you nearly came. Regardless of the circumstances, when it happened, you got turned on. You enjoyed the humiliation and you enjoy talking about it. That is why you don’t just want but you need an SPH Mistress. You need someone who understands that about you.  An SPH Mistress not only understands that about you but likes that about you.

The only enjoyment that anyone else gets from your small penis is a good laugh, so take it as a win when you hear the laughter. A SPH Mistress is the only one who will ever want you for your small penis.


Small Penis Humiliation 


The best part of small penis humiliation is that it takes something ~ a small penis ~ that is not enjoyable or useful to anyone and makes it enjoyable and useful to everyone. As woman with standards, your small penis does nothing for me traditionally speaking. I would not fuck you. I would not suck your dick. However, as an SPH Mistress, your small penis entertains me and makes me laugh. Who doesn’t enjoy a good laugh?

You have accepted your small penis is only good for entertainment and laughter. But what you love is how much the humiliation excites you. So you seek out someone who understands how much you crave and need it. When I ask questions about how small you are it is like foreplay. You get hard as you see me smile as you tell me no woman has ever had sex with you more than once.  The small penis humiliation is the sex between you and an SPH Mistress.

I love being an SPH Mistress because small penis humiliation is fun to me. Even more so, I know it is fun for you as well. What is there not to love about that?