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Is it really true? It is, isn't it? Do you have a teeny, tiny, itty-bitty, little clit of cock? Aww! How adorable. It's like a toy and can't possibly be real! They don't come that small! Well, there is something kind of sweet about miniatures, isn't there? Like a scaled-down dollhouse-sized phallus. At least they can be cute, even if they aren't really useful for anything.

As the old saying goes, "Laughter is the orgasm of the soul," so at least you can bring pleasure to a woman by making her giggle! Having a funny bone isn't quite the same as having an impressive boner but it does help make things a bit easier for ya.

You know, sometimes a woman can just tell intuitively. Just like there is BIG dick energy, there is also tiny cock energy...or maybe I should say small cock fatigue? It must be a real downer knowing you have such a poor little penis. It also must be financially draining trying to compensate for your lack of a decent-sized cock. You have to find some way to intrigue women into your life since they most likely sense from the offset that you are sorely lacking in the pants. Maybe if that wallet is full, she'll at least give you a chance. Or have you finally figured out that it's best to just give up the ghost and start accepting your lot in life? Maybe then you will find all of us Mistresses laughing at you to be enough to keep you grateful. It's best not to subject women to that dearth of a dick unless they are making fun of it.

Maybe if you promise not to try and subject women to your disappointingly, minuscule manhood, perhaps I'll let you stroke for me, but only if you can prove to be entertaining enough to make me laugh. I make no promises, though as it all depends on my mood and how much effort you exert into making up for what you lack. How might you compensate for a deficit of dick and convince me you should cum? It might be fun to make that little dicklet dance for me. I don't want to wear you out though...

My real question is, just how diminutive is that dick? Maybe a "pin" is even too generous a term for your little doodle? I've seen guys rubbing their nubbins that were too small to even view clearly on camera! You can only zoom in so much on Skype, after all. Take heed, though, no matter how Lilliputian your appendage may be, I'm sure we can manage to have fun with some small penis humiliation. Mini-sized man-bits tend to still be at least well not, functional...but capable enough to make worship puddles. A little droplet to show your devotion if you are given permission would be something you could beg for and then wish for the best.

Here's the thing, though, I just love teasing cocks! I love giggling at them and torturing them more than letting them cum. That's just so easy. The smaller ones are, of course, the funniest. It's no surprise they tend to cum the fastest if they are allowed. How can you prove you can edge for me without cumming before you get the go-ahead? And that is IF you get to cum at all. Maybe I shouldn't even let you touch it. Hmm...what would be crueler? Letting you edge and prematurely ejaculate or not even give you a chance to humiliate yourself? Either way will be fun for me though, so let's find out and see! Show me that pindick!



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Why I Love Being an SPH Mistress

by Ms. KayMarie of


Why I love being an SPH Mistress is pretty straight forward.  It is simply who I am. I never intentionally set out to be one. I didn’t get special training or take a class.  Being an SPH Mistress is who I am, the same way having a small penis is who you are. It is how we were made. Although it is my “job” as an SPH Mistress to humiliate you and I am naturally very good at it, what I love about being an SPH Mistress is ~ I enjoy it.

Laughing at or enjoying the humiliation of someone with a small penis is not an effort for me. I genuinely find a small dick funny. I am not being mean ~ I am being honest. I always say, “Dicks ares one of two things. Laughable or fuckable.” I love to hear someone say to me, “I want you to humiliate me.”

More often than not, I know it is small penis humiliation they want, but I ask anyways. It isn’t enough to hear someone say their penis is small. I want to know how small. I’ll ask when did they find figure out that their penis was small. Then I ask, how much is it  turning them on just telling me about those things. I love being a SPH Mistress so much because I enjoy those conversations. I want all the details.


Why You Want an SPH Mistress for Small Penis Humiliation


Why would you want an SPH Mistress? To be blunt, so you have someone to tell.  The first time you were turned on by small penis humiliation might have confused you. Was it the first time you saw other guys’ dicks and realized how much bigger they were compared to you?  Even the “average guys” were way bigger.  Did you like it when a girl asked you, during sex, if your dick was even in yet?

Did someone laugh at you and say, “I’ve never seen such a small penis” and you nearly came. Regardless of the circumstances, when it happened, you got turned on. You enjoyed the humiliation and you enjoy talking about it. That is why you don’t just want but you need an SPH Mistress. You need someone who understands that about you.  An SPH Mistress not only understands that about you but likes that about you.

The only enjoyment that anyone else gets from your small penis is a good laugh, so take it as a win when you hear the laughter. A SPH Mistress is the only one who will ever want you for your small penis.


Small Penis Humiliation 


The best part of small penis humiliation is that it takes something ~ a small penis ~ that is not enjoyable or useful to anyone and makes it enjoyable and useful to everyone. As woman with standards, your small penis does nothing for me traditionally speaking. I would not fuck you. I would not suck your dick. However, as an SPH Mistress, your small penis entertains me and makes me laugh. Who doesn’t enjoy a good laugh?

You have accepted your small penis is only good for entertainment and laughter. But what you love is how much the humiliation excites you. So you seek out someone who understands how much you crave and need it. When I ask questions about how small you are it is like foreplay. You get hard as you see me smile as you tell me no woman has ever had sex with you more than once.  The small penis humiliation is the sex between you and an SPH Mistress.

I love being an SPH Mistress because small penis humiliation is fun to me. Even more so, I know it is fun for you as well. What is there not to love about that?