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The smallest of my toys is still bigger than you.

That's right. For some of you, even my vibrator's batteries pack a more impressive bulge. You've been cursed with a pindick. You've spent your whole life hearing ?Is that all there is??, ?Is it in yet??, ?I can't feel anything.? or just hysterical laughter. That stunted stiffy is never going to satisfy anyone, and yet, you still insist that everything is okay. ?It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean?, right? WRONG!

Every woman who?s ever told you size doesn't matter was just trying to spare your feelings.

Of course size matters. Sexy women want to be filled with big, thick cocks....a cock you can't provide; so you'll never measure up. Your dicklet is small, it's thin, and you might be a minute man as well. So, really, what do you have to offer? Oh, you've perfected your manual technique and on top of that you're a ?cunning linguist?? That might be okay for a while, maybe even for some woman a refreshing change of pace. (Yes, we like big cocks, and we like to have sex with big cocks, but even big-dicked men are sometimes a little quick on the trigger!)

But when we want our worlds rocked, nothing does it like a big, thick, hard dick.

So, what can we do? First off, I will tell you the truth. You have a pindick. Once you've accepted the fact you're plagued by a candy-sized cock, we can explore exactly what kind of small penis humiliation kink makes that little feather-sized fuck stick start bouncing in your boxers like a Mexican jumping bean. Maybe you can become my foot slave, or a cuckold fluffer, a bi bottom bitch, a sissy cocksucker, or a guy who's not too proud to go out and buy a strap-on or cock extender sleeve to give himself a store-bought upgrade. Even if you don't have the big cock I desire, if you can amuse me, I might keep you around.



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Why I Love Being an SPH Mistress

by Ms. KayMarie of


Why I love being an SPH Mistress is pretty straight forward.  It is simply who I am. I never intentionally set out to be one. I didn’t get special training or take a class.  Being an SPH Mistress is who I am, the same way having a small penis is who you are. It is how we were made. Although it is my “job” as an SPH Mistress to humiliate you and I am naturally very good at it, what I love about being an SPH Mistress is ~ I enjoy it.

Laughing at or enjoying the humiliation of someone with a small penis is not an effort for me. I genuinely find a small dick funny. I am not being mean ~ I am being honest. I always say, “Dicks ares one of two things. Laughable or fuckable.” I love to hear someone say to me, “I want you to humiliate me.”

More often than not, I know it is small penis humiliation they want, but I ask anyways. It isn’t enough to hear someone say their penis is small. I want to know how small. I’ll ask when did they find figure out that their penis was small. Then I ask, how much is it  turning them on just telling me about those things. I love being a SPH Mistress so much because I enjoy those conversations. I want all the details.


Why You Want an SPH Mistress for Small Penis Humiliation


Why would you want an SPH Mistress? To be blunt, so you have someone to tell.  The first time you were turned on by small penis humiliation might have confused you. Was it the first time you saw other guys’ dicks and realized how much bigger they were compared to you?  Even the “average guys” were way bigger.  Did you like it when a girl asked you, during sex, if your dick was even in yet?

Did someone laugh at you and say, “I’ve never seen such a small penis” and you nearly came. Regardless of the circumstances, when it happened, you got turned on. You enjoyed the humiliation and you enjoy talking about it. That is why you don’t just want but you need an SPH Mistress. You need someone who understands that about you.  An SPH Mistress not only understands that about you but likes that about you.

The only enjoyment that anyone else gets from your small penis is a good laugh, so take it as a win when you hear the laughter. A SPH Mistress is the only one who will ever want you for your small penis.


Small Penis Humiliation 


The best part of small penis humiliation is that it takes something ~ a small penis ~ that is not enjoyable or useful to anyone and makes it enjoyable and useful to everyone. As woman with standards, your small penis does nothing for me traditionally speaking. I would not fuck you. I would not suck your dick. However, as an SPH Mistress, your small penis entertains me and makes me laugh. Who doesn’t enjoy a good laugh?

You have accepted your small penis is only good for entertainment and laughter. But what you love is how much the humiliation excites you. So you seek out someone who understands how much you crave and need it. When I ask questions about how small you are it is like foreplay. You get hard as you see me smile as you tell me no woman has ever had sex with you more than once.  The small penis humiliation is the sex between you and an SPH Mistress.

I love being an SPH Mistress because small penis humiliation is fun to me. Even more so, I know it is fun for you as well. What is there not to love about that?