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Hello, pindick.

Would it surprise you to know that I have sympathy for you?

I still enjoy My mean-spirited fun with a small penis, but you, you inspire a bit of compassion behind the derision. Plenty of distaste, still, but distaste I feel compelled to try to temper in order to help you.

A pindick is an awful lot like the noxious insects that occasionally find their way into My home during the warm months. I never dispatch them, or spiders, or most other living things that can't do Me any harm, as some people do.

After all, it's not their fault that their appearance causes people dismay or disgust. And if they knew they weren't welcome, they most likely wouldn't have entered. Furthermore, the traits they've evolved to have, as off-putting as they may be to Us, likely serve some kind of evolutionary purpose.

So, I simply gather them up carefully (not with My hands), and escort them to the great outdoors, gently lodging them on some plant or tree. What is it that makes a pindick so appalling to Me, and yet inspire a measure of pity at the same time? Pity that I don't tend to accord to other small penises?

Well, it's simple, really: it's one thing to have a short dick. But when it's also as skinny as a lipstick, well, one gets the sense that some deity somewhere is enjoying some particularly cruel laughter.

And as I mentioned on My personal blog, where I wrote a post detailing the attributes of pin dick vs. chode, lacking in girth is enough to render even a 7-incher a pindick. It brings to mind the classic Peanuts gag, where Lucy pretends she will hold the football for Charlie Brown to kick, only to pull it away at the last second, leaving him to painfully ass-plant every time.

So close, and yet so far, from having the kind of cock a woman would enjoy. So, while your typical small penis is, well, small, a pindick is a tragedy. And few can react to a tragedy with unvarnished cruelty.

Let's return to My earlier analogy, shall W/e? Because it will help you to know what you can expect when you call Me, aside from the aforementioned distaste and pity:

I know it's not your fault that the testosterone bath where females turn to males in utero was somehow interrupted during your gestation, leaving you with a large clitoris where a cock should be.

At least, unlike the noxious insect, you have the ability to understand when you're told that you're not welcome. Not welcome between My legs, not welcome between the legs of any woman, perhaps not even welcome to the free-range orgasms that men with big cocks get to enjoy

I'll also acknowledge that evolution may have some purpose in rendering you unfuckable, even if neither you nor I know what that might be.

And just as I gently escort noxious insects to where they are much more suited, I will do the same for you, pindick. Whether that be into the smallest chastity cage, W/e can find, masturbation management or orgasm rationing, or even just relentless and humiliating roleplay or discussion about your misfortune, so that I can help you come to terms with the reality of your situation. Call it exposure therapy.

Do you need My special brand of understanding, pindick?

Please do arrange for a session.

Something tells Me that My type of frank, compassionate friendship could change your life for the better, not to mention that of women less tactful or honest than I.



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Why I Love Being an SPH Mistress

by Ms. KayMarie of


Why I love being an SPH Mistress is pretty straight forward.  It is simply who I am. I never intentionally set out to be one. I didn’t get special training or take a class.  Being an SPH Mistress is who I am, the same way having a small penis is who you are. It is how we were made. Although it is my “job” as an SPH Mistress to humiliate you and I am naturally very good at it, what I love about being an SPH Mistress is ~ I enjoy it.

Laughing at or enjoying the humiliation of someone with a small penis is not an effort for me. I genuinely find a small dick funny. I am not being mean ~ I am being honest. I always say, “Dicks ares one of two things. Laughable or fuckable.” I love to hear someone say to me, “I want you to humiliate me.”

More often than not, I know it is small penis humiliation they want, but I ask anyways. It isn’t enough to hear someone say their penis is small. I want to know how small. I’ll ask when did they find figure out that their penis was small. Then I ask, how much is it  turning them on just telling me about those things. I love being a SPH Mistress so much because I enjoy those conversations. I want all the details.


Why You Want an SPH Mistress for Small Penis Humiliation


Why would you want an SPH Mistress? To be blunt, so you have someone to tell.  The first time you were turned on by small penis humiliation might have confused you. Was it the first time you saw other guys’ dicks and realized how much bigger they were compared to you?  Even the “average guys” were way bigger.  Did you like it when a girl asked you, during sex, if your dick was even in yet?

Did someone laugh at you and say, “I’ve never seen such a small penis” and you nearly came. Regardless of the circumstances, when it happened, you got turned on. You enjoyed the humiliation and you enjoy talking about it. That is why you don’t just want but you need an SPH Mistress. You need someone who understands that about you.  An SPH Mistress not only understands that about you but likes that about you.

The only enjoyment that anyone else gets from your small penis is a good laugh, so take it as a win when you hear the laughter. A SPH Mistress is the only one who will ever want you for your small penis.


Small Penis Humiliation 


The best part of small penis humiliation is that it takes something ~ a small penis ~ that is not enjoyable or useful to anyone and makes it enjoyable and useful to everyone. As woman with standards, your small penis does nothing for me traditionally speaking. I would not fuck you. I would not suck your dick. However, as an SPH Mistress, your small penis entertains me and makes me laugh. Who doesn’t enjoy a good laugh?

You have accepted your small penis is only good for entertainment and laughter. But what you love is how much the humiliation excites you. So you seek out someone who understands how much you crave and need it. When I ask questions about how small you are it is like foreplay. You get hard as you see me smile as you tell me no woman has ever had sex with you more than once.  The small penis humiliation is the sex between you and an SPH Mistress.

I love being an SPH Mistress because small penis humiliation is fun to me. Even more so, I know it is fun for you as well. What is there not to love about that?