What kind of man wants to talk to a woman and tell her all about his tiny, little waste of a penis? To experience phone humiliation? YOU! You do! (Insert giggles and laughter here). There you are; searching on the internet. Wondering if size matters. Well, I'm here to tell you that size DOES matter and you just can't measure up! I love talking about this so much that I wrote a very popular blog article called BDE vs sds (that stands for Big Dick Energy vs. small dick syndrome) - you should definitely Read it and Listen to It. I want you to call me and tell me about all of the humiliating times you've revealed your insignificant stub to a woman....only to have her laugh at it and ultimately refuse to have sex with you. Or how about that time in the locker room showers when you finally realized just how small you really are? I want to laugh all about it as you re-live it with me over and over again! Perhaps you want to tell me about your suspicions about your wife or girlfriend? You're just not sure she's satisfied are you? Let me answer your question..... YES! She's out there with a man with a big cock. She doesn't want your needle dick. It doesn't satisfy her and it never will. She wants to cuckold you; completely! Are you taking your pin dick between your thumb and your forefinger and looking at my sexy pictures? Stop it! You don't get to finger with yourself while you're looking at me. I don't want to be the reason that itty bitty thing has a little spill! Does all of this seem too harsh? Too extreme? Would you prefer more of a sensual, understanding woman that still loves your small penis? I can pretend; after all - I am a professional. I offer many different specialties and I'm personally interested in your fantasy (read this blog post or listen to me describe my favorite types of calls). I invite you to call and see what I'm all about! Let's get to know one another! Please take some time to visit my personal blog and fill out my pre-call questionnaire ; where you can tell me anything you'd like me to know ahead of our first time together. For a session over 1 hour; I prefer scheduling an appointment (just fill out my scheduling form or email me scarlet@enchantrixempire.com). I value our time together and look forward to finding all the right buttons to push!
P.S. - I do offer Sexy Texting/Live Chat sessions via Skype; if you can't make a call but still want to talk live - this is the way to do it!
by Ms. KayMarie of www.pindick.com
Why I love being an SPH Mistress is pretty straightforward. It is simply who I am. I never intentionally set out to be one. I didn’t get special training or take a class. Being an SPH Mistress is who I am, the same way having a small penis is who you are. It is how we were made. Although it is my “job” as an SPH Mistress to humiliate you, and I am naturally very good at it, what I love about being an SPH Mistress is ~ I enjoy it.
Laughing at or enjoying the humiliation of someone with a small penis is not an effort for me. On the contrary, I genuinely find a small dick funny. I am not being mean ~ I am being honest. I always say, “Dicks are one of two things. Laughable or fuckable.” I love to hear someone say to me, “I want you to humiliate me.”
More often than not, I know it is small penis humiliation they want, but I ask anyways. It isn’t enough to hear someone say their penis is small. I want to know how small. I’ll ask when did they finally figure out that their penis was small. Then I ask, how much is it turning them on, just telling me about those things. I love being an SPH Mistress so much because I enjoy those conversations. I want all the details.
Why would you want an SPH Mistress? To be blunt, so you have someone to tell. The first time you were turned on by small penis humiliation might have confused you. Was it the first time you saw other guys’ dicks and realized how much bigger they were compared to you? Even the “average guys” were way bigger. Did you like it when a girl asked you, during sex, if your dick was even in yet?
Did someone laugh at you and say, “I’ve never seen such a small penis” and you nearly came? Regardless of the circumstances, when it happened, you got turned on. You enjoyed the humiliation and you enjoy talking about it. That is why you don’t just want, but you need, an SPH Mistress. You need someone who understands that about you. An SPH Mistress not only understands that about you, but likes that about you.
The only enjoyment that anyone else gets from your small penis is a good laugh, so take it as a win when you hear the laughter. An SPH Mistress is the only one who will ever want you for your small penis.
The best part of small penis humiliation is that it takes something ~ a small penis ~ that is not enjoyable or useful to anyone, and makes it enjoyable and useful to everyone. As a woman with standards, your small penis does nothing for me, traditionally speaking. I would not fuck you. I would not suck your dick. However, as an SPH Mistress, your small penis entertains me and makes me laugh. Who doesn’t enjoy a good laugh?
You have accepted that your small penis is only good for entertainment and laughter. But what you love is how much the humiliation excites you. So you seek out someone who understands how much you crave and need it. When I ask questions about how small you are, it is like foreplay. You get hard when you see me smile as you tell me no woman has ever had sex with you more than once. The small penis humiliation is the sex between you and an SPH Mistress.
I love being an SPH Mistress because small penis humiliation is fun to me. Even more so, I know it is fun for you as well. What is there not to love about that?