Face it, you have a small cock. You have gotten the giggles. You have heard "Oh, I think it's cute!" or "It's okay, it's not that small," or even the dreaded "Is that as big as it gets?"
Maybe you have tried to make up for it with your digital skills, or you have become a cunning linguist, or even a maestro with the Magic Wand. You have just had to accept that one basic fact that you are a pindick, and you will never be able to satisfy a woman with that small thing!
Now there are two ways we can go about dealing with your little problem. The classic way is small penis humiliation for you. I can spend hours telling you how pathetically small that penis is, how disappointing it must be when you get a sexy lady home and you drop your drawers and get her reaction!
Does she just spin on her heel and leave, disappointed? Does she point and laugh? Maybe she calls up one of her hung lovers and makes you a cuckold right there on the spot. If that mouth of yours is good for eating pussy, it is good for sucking cock too!
Of course, we could try something different. Small penis appreciation is what I like to call it. How would you like to be told you have the perfect cock for anal? Now, do NOT misunderstand me! Ms. Delia does NOT like it up the ass, but some women do. Even with a small penis, there are ways you can satisfy a woman, especially a cocktease like me.
Go ahead, pick up the phone and call me for either some small penis humiliation, or some small penis appreciation. Either way, it is still and will always be tiny!
by Ms. KayMarie of www.pindick.com
Why I love being an SPH Mistress is pretty straightforward. It is simply who I am. I never intentionally set out to be one. I didn’t get special training or take a class. Being an SPH Mistress is who I am, the same way having a small penis is who you are. It is how we were made. Although it is my “job” as an SPH Mistress to humiliate you, and I am naturally very good at it, what I love about being an SPH Mistress is ~ I enjoy it.
Laughing at or enjoying the humiliation of someone with a small penis is not an effort for me. On the contrary, I genuinely find a small dick funny. I am not being mean ~ I am being honest. I always say, “Dicks are one of two things. Laughable or fuckable.” I love to hear someone say to me, “I want you to humiliate me.”
More often than not, I know it is small penis humiliation they want, but I ask anyways. It isn’t enough to hear someone say their penis is small. I want to know how small. I’ll ask when did they finally figure out that their penis was small. Then I ask, how much is it turning them on, just telling me about those things. I love being an SPH Mistress so much because I enjoy those conversations. I want all the details.
Why would you want an SPH Mistress? To be blunt, so you have someone to tell. The first time you were turned on by small penis humiliation might have confused you. Was it the first time you saw other guys’ dicks and realized how much bigger they were compared to you? Even the “average guys” were way bigger. Did you like it when a girl asked you, during sex, if your dick was even in yet?
Did someone laugh at you and say, “I’ve never seen such a small penis” and you nearly came? Regardless of the circumstances, when it happened, you got turned on. You enjoyed the humiliation and you enjoy talking about it. That is why you don’t just want, but you need, an SPH Mistress. You need someone who understands that about you. An SPH Mistress not only understands that about you, but likes that about you.
The only enjoyment that anyone else gets from your small penis is a good laugh, so take it as a win when you hear the laughter. An SPH Mistress is the only one who will ever want you for your small penis.
The best part of small penis humiliation is that it takes something ~ a small penis ~ that is not enjoyable or useful to anyone, and makes it enjoyable and useful to everyone. As a woman with standards, your small penis does nothing for me, traditionally speaking. I would not fuck you. I would not suck your dick. However, as an SPH Mistress, your small penis entertains me and makes me laugh. Who doesn’t enjoy a good laugh?
You have accepted that your small penis is only good for entertainment and laughter. But what you love is how much the humiliation excites you. So you seek out someone who understands how much you crave and need it. When I ask questions about how small you are, it is like foreplay. You get hard when you see me smile as you tell me no woman has ever had sex with you more than once. The small penis humiliation is the sex between you and an SPH Mistress.
I love being an SPH Mistress because small penis humiliation is fun to me. Even more so, I know it is fun for you as well. What is there not to love about that?